The Horrors of Pot Smoking

Today is April 20th, 4/20 AKA The Stoner's Holiday.


Via Twitter I see a lot of folks jumping in on the whole 4/20 thing and so on. I don't consider myself a stoner though I did experiment a little in my youth, a few times in college and here and there into my adulthood but you know, who doesn't?!  Ok, besides like a lot of people.


So anyway, I thought I'd make a list of some stoner movies for any stoners who want to celebrate hitting the bong, rolling some joints and watching some movies.

 Reefer Madness: The Musical


I've never seen the original but this one has Kristen Bell and Alan Cumming. I effin' love Alan Cumming.


There's a character that has some major mojo munchies that it causes him to want to eat people! Dun dun dunnn. A very funny cautionary tale of the downs to smokin' the pot.

 Scary Movie 2


In all the Scary Movie movies, Shortly is known as the resident pot smoker. In the second movie, the hunter becomes to hunted. Or basically the toker gets smoked.


A gynormus blunt rolls Shorty up and starts smokin' him.


Lesson to learn- don't smoke pot in a haunted house!

 Meet the Applegates


A family of bugs, disguised as humans try to blend into American Society in order to destroy their power plants and save the bug race. The family falls into typical American problems. The mom is obsessed with shopping, the dad is mixed up in an affair, the daughter is all knocked up and shit and young Johnny falls into the wrong crowd of pot smokers!Dun Dun dunnnnnn. Once Johnny has a bad trip with his junkie friends, he reveals his inner bug to them and well, they have to take care of them.


Is it sad that I'm annoyed I couldn't find one pic or vid of Johnny tokin' up. Damn the man. 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake


Kids road tripping to go to a concert have a huge stash of the green in their vans. Two have plans on selling and making a different kind of green but oops, the run into a crazy cannibalistic family. Had the kids stuck on the straight and narrow road (and maybe not picked up the hitch hiker) they would still be alive today. 


Below is the first 10 mins of the movie around the 5 minute mark is where all the pot action is at. 

Friday the 13th Remake


Same thing as TCM, kids go out in the woods to go camping while two plan on finding lots of pot to sell and be rich. Jason gets in the way of their big find and well, kills them. Had the kids picked another reason and location to camp, they would also be alive. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1kOZ_XL51k

 Evil Bong


Definitely an ultimate pick for this list. It's about a evil bong. Come on, it's about a bong, that's evil, and Tommy Chong in it. I want to get stoned just to watch this! 

 Idle Hands


Anton wants nothing more to do with his days but get dazed. His slacker stoner plans get interrupted when his hand is possessed and he's forced to do evil things.l Anton's get high lifestyle made him the perfect candidate for the possession. 





So it doesn't matter if you're a straight edger or you don't remember the last time you sober. You can still celebrate this day with these smokin' movies. 


Happy tokin'