Now that Thanksgiving is over and I'm sure we are all stuffed with leftovers and such I thought I'd rock out another double feature post with a somewhat eating related theme.
One movie has a girl-turned-demon craving human flesh, finding boys to be easy prey. The other has a simple-minded girl that didn't know that her lady junk shouldn't have teeth down there.
Both girls get to a point where they use their evil/untapped munchies to their advantage.
Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's the hot girl in a small town high school. She's popular, kinda dumb and slutty as hell.
Jennifer stalks a new hip and hot band strolling into town, whom unknowing to her, is trying to use evil forces to become famous.
The band sees Jennifer as the kind of girl that is all flirt and no fuck so they use her as their "sacrifice a virgin to gain fame and power" ritual.
The ritual works on their part, but because Jennifer dropped her V card years ago, instead of dying, she returns as a hungry demon.
Jennifer uses her old hat tricks of seduction to lure high school boys into her meal plan. Once she's feed, she's lively, full of strength, and her hair is all bouncy-like.
It's not until Jennifer's BFF, Needy tries to stop her when Jennifer noshes on Needy's BF.... OMG!
Jennifer proves that if you're hot and become a demon one day; there's no need to hunt down animals for food, just hook up with guys and well, rawr all up on them!
Teeth
Dawn is the complete opposite of Jennifer. She's sweet, oh so innocent and she's all "Yay! Celibacy" too. While most girls get boners from thinking about their guy crushes shirtless, sweaty and doing push ups, Dawn gets her thrill tingles from thinking about marrying her crush. Lame-ass!
Dawn thinks that she's perfectly normal and everyone else are the freaks. It's ok that she doesn't given into her humanly desire to screw around or that she thinks sex is something special that you should only have with someone your in love with and married to... oh and she also thinks it's totally normal to have chompers in your tanger.
It's not until Dawn is attacked and she um...defends herself does she realize that hmmm, something ain't right down there.
At first Dawn doesn't intentionally seek out boys to munch on. For most of the cases she gets angry, uncomfortable and things just get...well...nom nom nom nom nom nommm.
Dawn finally decides to embrace her inner whore and seeks revenge on her evil step-brother who has always had a thing for her. Yeah, ew.
Dawn could always find a way to fight people off herself, scream for help but no, it's just so much easier for her to like her extra pair of teeth to do the work for her.
So everyone, pile up your plates and check these two movies out together.
7 comments:
I am made physically uncomfortable by the content of this post.
I can feel my penis screaming for a safe place to hide now. Thanks.
I'm not even a dude, and Teeth creeps me out.
I had a guy stop talking to me after I showed him Teeth. Haha Good times!
Love this. Would have never thought of it, but this would be a great double.
I'm both a (straight) male and a fan of TEETH (the movie, not the reality), which may put me in a minority. I especially loved Tobey's justification for his attempted rape of Dawn: "I haven't jerked off since Easter!" If that's not a PSA in favor of masturbation, I don't know what is.
My review (if you're interested)
--J/Metro
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