Sunday, April 29, 2012
30 Day Horror Movie Challenge: Day 29- Worst Horror Movie
I'll be honest, I'm not sure if I actually watched the entire Dreamcatcher. I tried a couple of times, at least three different times but SHIT WEASELS? Are you kidding me?!
It's unbelievably hard to take this movie for serious. We all grew up with the notion that aliens would do unspeakable things to our buttholes for the sake of science but not make us a walking whoopee cushions.
I wasn't drawn to see this when it came out so I didn't, then I heard someone mention that aliens gave you diarrhea or some shit (no pun intended or maybe just a little) and they come out your butt. I found this hard to believe so when it came on HBO and I was able to watch it for free and in the privacy of my own home, the reality of this crap movie was true. The alien gave people the shits. I couldn't watch it beyond the bathroom scene with Jason Lee and that ginger guy who ended up with the stupid British accent.
And Morgan Freeman...what the hell are you doing in there? I know we all fall on hard times on occasion, hell, I'm not too proud of things that I've done but Morgan, how could you? You were supposed to narrate the summary of my life at my funeral not support a movie with ass aliens and play a character with wings on his face! I have to fight the urge to rub this dvd on your face while beating you with a newspaper.
Can we all just pretend this movie never happened?